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7/10 'The Masters'
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'The Masters' 8/11
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Poem of the month 8/11
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11/11 The 'Masters'
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'The Masters' 1/12
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Poem of the Month 1/12
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The 'Masters' 3/12
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Poem of the Month 3/12
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Poem of the Month 10/12
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'The Masters' 8/14
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Poem of the Month 8/14
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Poem of the Month 9/14
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Poem of the Month 10/14
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'The Masters' 10/14
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11/14 ' The Masters'
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11/14 Poem of the Month
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12/14 'The Masters'
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1/14 'The Masters'
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1/15 Poem of the Month
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1/16'The Masters'
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Poem of the Month 3/16
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'The Masters' 3/16
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8/16 'The Masters'
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10/16 'The Masters'
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11/16 "Poem of the Month"
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10/20 'The Masters'
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11/20 'The Masters'
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11/20 Poem of the Month
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12/20 'The Masters'
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12/20 Poem of the Month
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1/21 'The Masters'
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1/21 Poem of the Month
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2/21 'The Masters'
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2/21 Poem of the Month
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3/21 'The Masters'
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3/21 Poem of the Month
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4/21 'The Masters'
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4/21 Poem of the Month
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5/21/ 'The Masters'
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6/21 'The Masters'
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8/21 'The Masters'
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9/21 'The Masters'
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10/21 'The Masters'
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10/21 Poem of the Month
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11/21 'The Masters'
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11/21 Poem of the Month
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12/21 'The Masters'
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12/21 Poem of the Month
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Comedy
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5/11 Poem of the Month

                                     First Aid

It is getting increasingly difficult,

Difficult to practice my trade…

The knees, the back, the blood pressure,

I worry more these days about injury,

I have replaced my truck’s first aid kit,

I now carry with me a paramedic…

I figure it will save precious time when the inevitable crisis hits.

He seems nice enough; he bores easily…

I am glad he rides with me; someday I may teach him to hold a wrench.

I have finally finished my addition to the house,

It took much too long…

It was going to be my den; but not now…

You see, I’ve invited my psychiatrist to move in…

                      

                                Joseph James

                             ©     6-25-10      ( satire for a tired plumber )  from  ' O the Elms'


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