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7/10 Poem of the Month
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7/10 'The Masters'
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8/10 Poem of the Month
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8/10 'The Masters'
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9/10 Poem of the Month
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9/10 'The Masters'
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10/10 Poem of the Month
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10/10 'The Masters'
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11/10 Poem of the Month
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11/10 'The Masters'
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12/10 Poem of the month ( a trilogy; please read post script)
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12/10 'The Masters'
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1/11 Poem of the Month
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1/11 'The Masters'
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2/11 'The Masters'
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2/11 Poem of the Month
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3/11 Poem of the Month
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3/11' The Masters'
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4/11 The Masters
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4/11 Poem of the Month
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5/11 'The Masters'
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5/11 Poem of the Month
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6/11 Poem of the Month
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6/11' The Masters'
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7/11'The Masters'
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7/11 Poem of the month
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'The Masters' 8/11
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Poem of the month 8/11
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9/11 'The Masters'
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9/11 Poem of the Month
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10/11'The Masters'
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10/11 Poem of the month
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11/11 The 'Masters'
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11/11 Poem of the month
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12/11 ' The Masters'
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12/11 Poem of the Month
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'The Masters' 1/12
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Poem of the Month 1/12
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2/12 'The Masters'
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2/12 poem of the Month
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The 'Masters' 3/12
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Poem of the Month 3/12
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The 'Masters' 4/12
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Poem of the Month 4/12
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'The Masters' 5/12
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Poem of the month 5/12
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6/12 'The Masters'
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6/12 Poem of the month
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7/12 'The Masters'
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7/12 Poem of the Month
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8/12 'The Masters'
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8/12 Poem of the month
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9/12 'The Masters'
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9/12 Poem of the Month
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'The Masters' 10/12
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Poem of the Month 10/12
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11/12 'The Masters'
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11/12 Poem of the Month
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12/11 'The Masters'
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12/11 Poem of the Month
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1/13 'The Masters'
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1/13 Poem of the Month
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2/13 'The Masters'
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2/13 Poem of the Month
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3/13 'The Masters'
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3/13 Poem of the Month
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4/13 'The Masters'
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4/13 Poem of Month
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5/13 'The Masters'
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5/13/Poem of the Month
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'The Masters' 6/13
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Poem of the Month 6/13
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7/13 ' The Masters'
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7/13 Poem of the Month
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8/13 'The Masters'
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8/13 Poem of the Month
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9/13 'The Masters'
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9/13 Poem of the Month
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10/13 'The Masters'
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10/13 'Poem of the Month'
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11/13 'The Masters'
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11/13 Poem of the Month
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12/13 'The Masters'
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12/13 Poem of the Month
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1/14 ' The Masters'
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1/14 Poem of the Month
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2/14 'The Masters'
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2/14 Poem of the Month
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'The Masters' 3/14
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Poem of the Month 3/14
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4/14 'The Masters'
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4/14 Poem of the Month
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5/14 'The Masters'
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5/14 Poem of the Month
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6/14 'The Masters'
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6/14 Poem of the Month
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7/14 'The Masters'
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7/14 Poem of the Month
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'The Masters' 8/14
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Poem of the Month 8/14
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'The Masters'9/14
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Poem of the Month 9/14
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Poem of the Month 10/14
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'The Masters' 10/14
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11/14 ' The Masters'
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11/14 Poem of the Month
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12/14 'The Masters'
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12/14 Poem of the Month
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1/14 'The Masters'
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1/15 Poem of the Month
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2/15 'The Masters'
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2/15 'Poem of the Month'
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3/15 'The Masters'
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3/15 Poem of the Month
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4/15 'The Masters'
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4/15 Poem of the Month
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5/15 'The Masters'
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5/15 Poem of the Month
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6/15 'The Masters'
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6/15 Poem of the Month
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7/15 'The Masters'
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7/15 Poem of the Month
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8/15 Poem of the Month
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8/15 'The Masters'
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9/15 'The Masters'
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9/15 Poem of the Month
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10/15 'The Masters'
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10/15 Poem of the Month
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11/15 'The Masters'
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11/15 Poem of the Month
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12/15 'The Masters'
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12/15 Poem of the Month
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1/16'The Masters'
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1/16 Poem of the Month
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2/16 'The Masters'
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Poem of the Month 3/16
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'The Masters' 3/16
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2/16 Poem of the Month
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4/16 'The Masters'
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4/16 Poem of the Month
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5/16 'The Masters'
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5/16 Poem of the Month
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6/16 'The Masters'
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6/16 Poem of the Month
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7/16 'The Masters'
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7/16 Poem of the Month
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8/16 Poem of the Month
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8/16 'The Masters'
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9/16 'The Masters'
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9/16 Poem of the Month
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10/16 'The Masters'
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10/16 Poem of the Month
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11/16 "Poem of the Month"
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11/16 'The Masters'
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12/16 Poem of the Month
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12/16 'The Masters'
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1/17 'The Masters'
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1/17 Poem of the Month
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2/17 'The Masters'
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2/17 Poem of the Month
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3/17 'The Masters'
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3/17 Poem of the Month
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4/17 'The Masters'
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4/17 Poem of the Month
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5/17 'The Masters'
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5/17 Poem of the Month
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6/17 'The Masters'
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6/17 Poem of the Month
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7/17 'The Masters"
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7/17 Poem of the Month
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8/17 'The Masters'
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8/17 Poem of the Month
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9/17'The Masters'
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9/17 Poem of the Month
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10/17 'The Masters'
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10/17 Poem of the Month
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11/17 'The Masters'
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11/17 Poem of the Month
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12/17 'The Masters'
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12/17 Poem of the Month
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1/18 'The Masters'
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1/18 Poem of the Month
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2/18 'The Masters'
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2/18 Poem of the Month
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3/18 'The Masters'
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3/18 Poem of the Month
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4/18 'The Masters'
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4/18 Poem of the Month
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5/18'The Masters'
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5/18 Poem of the Month
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6/18 Poem of the Month
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6/18 'The Masters'
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7/18 'The Masters'
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7/18 Poem of the Month
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8/18 'The Masters'
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8/18 Poem of the Month
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9/18 'The Masters'
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9/18 Poem of the Month
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10/18 'The Masters'
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10/18 Poem of the Month
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11/18 'The Masters'
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11/18 Poem of the Month
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12/18 'The Masters'
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12/18 Poem of the Month
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1/19 'The Masters'
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1/19 Poem of the Month
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2/19 'The Masters'
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2/19 Poem of the Month
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3/19 'The Masters'
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3/19 Poem of the Month
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4/19 'The Masters'
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4/19 Poem of the Month
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5/19 'The Masters'
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5/19 Poem of the Month
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6/19 'The Masters'
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6/19 Poem of the Month
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3/20 'The Masters'
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3/20 Poem of the Month
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4/20 'The Masters'
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4/20 Poem of the Month
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5/20 'The Masters'
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5/20 Poem of the Month
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6/20 'The Masters'
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6/20 Poem of the Month
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7/20 'The Masters'
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7/20 Poem of the Month
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8/20 'The Masters'
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8/20 Poem of the Month
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9/20 'The Masters'
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9/20 Poem of the Month
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10/20 'The Masters'
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10/20 Poem of the Month
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11/20 'The Masters'
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11/20 Poem of the Month
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12/20 'The Masters'
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12/20 Poem of the Month
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1/21 'The Masters'
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1/21 Poem of the Month
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2/21 'The Masters'
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2/21 Poem of the Month
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3/21 'The Masters'
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3/21 Poem of the Month
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4/21 'The Masters'
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4/21 Poem of the Month
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5/21/ 'The Masters'
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5/21 Poem of the Month
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6/21 'The Masters'
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6/21 Poem of the Month
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7/21 'The Masters'
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7/21 Poem of the Month
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8/21 'The Masters'
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8/21 Poem of the Month
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9/21 'The Masters'
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9/21 Poem of the Month
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10/21 'The Masters'
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10/21 Poem of the Month
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11/21 'The Masters'
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11/21 Poem of the Month
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12/21 'The Masters'
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12/21 Poem of the Month
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Comedy
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Comedy
In the Closet

My wife has a strange habit;
When things get irritating,
Or somewhat unkempt,
Maybe a little tiresome,
She tends to deal with this one way...
She finds a brown paper bag, the large kind,
She opens it wide and puts all of it in,
The unkempt, the irritating, yes the tiresome...
She opens the walk in closet and deposits it.
One night I went to sleep, as usual,
The next day I woke up...
Yes, I was in a brown paper bag, the large kind,
Oh yes, I was in the closet.

Joseph James  7/10/10  (at the Hotel Chelsea, room 326, with Jessie and said "brown bagger")

© All rights reserved.  From the new book "O the Elms" soon to be released.
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